McNoble’s blog

We have returned for season 2 and I am so excited!!!! Of course season 2 is totally different from season one because this time Ann and I are hosting our own portions of the show. Shes in northern Cal doing her half of the show and im

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down here in LA doing my half. The first episode of the season is the last episode she and i did together. The special guest was our good friend Claudia. That girl is non stop laughs. The website for the podcast is http://n4ym.podomatic.com/ check that shit out gurl!!! What is the first episode of the new season about you ask!? Well i was too lazy to type a description here so i just took it straight from the website!!!

This is the final episode that Ann and I recorded together in Chico. Todays guest is the out of control half mexican half philippino Claudia and her special cunichiwa. We recap the evnts that happened at a latino frat party, learn the concept of "Bump Spanish," see the wonderful music her legs play and Ann has to come to terms with sleeping in a room with Jarvis.

We are also on myspace so check our gay asses out!! http://myspace.com/n4ym/ but wait thats not all! we are also iTunes. It would probably be a lot easier for many of you with itunes. Just go to the music store and type in 'Noise 4 Yo Mama.' Please listen to us and give us some feedback and tell us what you think. The shows this season are going to be shorter than the last season. Before they were all like an hour long and i am going to keep these below 30 minutes.

enjoy!!!

So today i was main cashier so that means i had to stay up front and couldnt go anywhere. I dont really like it so much bcuz you run out of things to do really quickly. We have a new loss prevention manager and she is always on my ass about getting customers to sign up for old navy credit cards. But she doesnt seem to understand that not everyone in the world wants to sign up for one. So she is always asking me about it.

Because we are moving to a new location, all the clearance items are final sale and i had gotten into an argument with at least 6 customers today trying to return clearance items. and this ladies debit card was getting declined everytime i put her info in, so i had to called the authorization hotline and im trying to do that and there are a ton of other customers in line getting mad at me. At the same time my manager is yelling in my ear "i dont know what Noble is doing but he isnt talking to those other customers in line like he should be" while im talking on the phone trying to get the lady authorized and out of there. I am not even done with this debit card lady and some new customer just walks up and dumps all her stuff on the counter and i tell her "i am sorry but im still with this customer and she can help you on the other side."  this woman gives me the dirtiest look and i was nice (i am mean sometimes but i was super nice to her) and she calls me an ass-hole and walks away.

Right then and there, i was ready to take my headset off and say "Larry, im sorry but i quit."

Its not like this is the only time that customers have made me frustrated and irritated its been going on and it kills me. But until i find another job, i guess i will be staying at Old Navy.

ta ta for now!

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Chris lopez is my ex of about a month ago. When we were together all seemed great and we loved each other. But he broke up with me 2 weeks later. He said i was too young for him, he wasnt ready for a serious relationship, and we were moving to fast.

Last night he called me and told me he was on his way because he wanted to talk to me. So he comes all the way downtown and hes outside and i get in the car with him and we go to the coffee bean and tea leaf. There we talked for so long. i was telling him how much i missed him and how i really want to get back together with him. he also finally revealed to me that the kid i was wondering about was indeed his son. Yes, his son. I had seen this picture of a kid in his car and i asked who it is and he originally said it was his best friends kid. But yesterday he told me the whole story and it goes:

He was married to his best friend for a bit and they had a child. But they got a divorce and the mom has custody of his son. He came out of the closet after the divorce and he and the mother are really good friends.

When he was taking me home, in the car we were holding each other and kissing and of course it eventually led to blow jobs. of course he tossed my salad with his hurricane tongue. he also topped. I am not much of a bottom b/c i dont like pain, but whenever he has topped it doesnt hurt at all (and he doesnt have a small dick either). But he made me promise that this ass belonged to him and no one else. We are going to be doing something this weekend, who knows. but maybe it will lead to a relationship with him again.

Well next friday my new look is going to be revealed. I am so excited. This is the most dramatic change i have made to date. I was telling my friend that before my look was more 'crazy beginning fashion student.' while this new look is more 'bitch knows what shes doing. i want a consultation from him'

Saturday @ 1pm i have a meeting at American Intercontinental University. That is a possible school. Well its not so much possible b/c i think they have open admissions, its more of a do i want to pay that much for that school kind of thing. But im going to check out their fashion design program, hopefully its quite nice and they have what im looking for in a fashion design program. Anywho, i am super hungry and i need foodskees! so catch you on the anti-flip side.

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I dont know what it is about James (met him in Chico) but he is such an amazing guy and i would move back to Chico just to be with him. Its not so much the hot gay guy thing with him b/c he looks so straight but its his character that just keeps me wanting more.

Well, as most of you know, I co-hosted a podcast with my friend Ann when I was in Chico. It was called the Noise 4 Yo Mama Podcast. I had so much fun doing it. We had so many crazy people on the show. During the summer I had recorded some episodes but didnt edit them or post them. They are just sitting on my ipod. I think I am going to put those up.

But this blog is not about the past its about the future and in October 2006 I am posting the first episode of Noise 4 Yo Mama TWO on podomatic.com and iTunes. If you are too lazy to go to it, there will be a link on my page and I will of course blog about it and there will be a link there too.

Because Ann (co-host) is in Chico now, and I am the only one here, I am basically starting from scratch. I can't give you too many details right now partly b/c i havent thought of any. This season the show is going to be takin in a whole new direction. But i promise to dish out the 100% SASSYFRACTION guarenteed!!!!!!

Here are some flyers i made today for immediate release!

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We have entered the final 12 days of my old look and the beginning of my new look for Fall 2006.

My theme for this new look is NEATNESS COUNTS. Which i feel sums this up perfectly. But I decided i needed to keep elements of my old self in this new look as well which is why i have my lip pierced and i am going to dye my hair again. Did i mention this is my third time trying to post this!?

Anyway, this new look is to be revealed on Friday, September 1st, 2006. Who will be the first to see? i dont know. If i have to go to work that day, then the people at work. But i will be sure to visit all you Paramout people and Chico people and LA people and everyone else, everywhere else.

The song you are hearing is a song by John Frusciante my favorite solo artist and guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The song is called "Song To Sing When I'm Lonely." I am so far away from all of you fantastic people and I hope you don't forget about me because.........

THE BITCH IS BACK AND READY TO MAKE AN IMPACT!!!!!!